does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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