She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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Oh Jesus.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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