People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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