ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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