sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
my being single is dangerous.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
