Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize