I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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