Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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