What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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