Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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