i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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