He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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