He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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