Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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