it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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