Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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