What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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