i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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