So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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