Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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