You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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