i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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