she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
