He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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