that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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