We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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