Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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