It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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