it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Two words: nipple clamps
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