It's Friday. Sex?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
