I can tuck mytits in my pants
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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