i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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