I'm jealous of your bromance
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
