I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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