I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
