Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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