Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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