Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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