well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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