hotel room ftw
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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