Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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