Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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