drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Terrible idea I love it
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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