She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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