awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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