I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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