Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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