It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
