I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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