I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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