ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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