great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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