Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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