We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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